Happy Crawl Merch
Rep the crawl. Look good doing it.
The Crawl Cap
$34Structured snapback with embroidered gradient smiley + "happycrawl.com" stitched on the side panel.
"Get on all Fours!" Tee
$38Oversized tee — gradient smiley-headed bar crawler on the front, "Get on all Fours!" across the chest.
Happy Crawl Pint Glass
$2216oz shaker pint. Gradient smiley etched on the front. Because every happy hour deserves proper glassware.
"Bar Star" Hoodie
$65Heavy 400gsm pullover. Large gradient smiley on the back, small "Bar Star" wordmark on chest.
Sticker Pack (5-pack)
$12Waterproof die-cut stickers. Smiley, "Get on all Fours!", "Bar Star", crawl route map, and "HappyCrawl Crew".
Crawl Koozie
$10Neoprene can koozie. "Keep it Cold, Keep it Crawlin'" on one side, smiley on the other.
"Crawl Kit" Tote Bag
$28Heavy canvas tote. Perfect for carrying your bar crawl essentials. Smiley + city skyline print.
Store coming soon
We're setting up our print-on-demand store. Drop your email to get notified when merch goes live — first orders get 20% off.